WETBOTTLE

It started innocently. A functional purchase. Hydration, you said. Then came the stickers. The aesthetic. The casual “I can’t leave without it.”

Now it sits next to your bed like a pet. You clean it more often than your emotional wounds. No judgment. We’ve seen worse.

No pressure though. You could just leave it blank. Totally fine. Just don’t be surprised if it looks at you differently when you come back.